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I Think I Found My Themesong
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"There's nothing the matter with me. I'm not the problem. I'm never the problem. It's everyone else. I live in a land of nincompoops. I curse them, every one."
Yup, this is me down some odd 50 or 70 years from now.
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Being Sick + Internet =
5 min read
Lalalala, internet stuff, internet stuff, lalalalalal-
*DING!*
Wait, what's this? Someone sent me something!? OHSHITITMUSTBETHECOPS! QUICK, LARRY! HIDE THE LIQUOR!
Good crab. Anyways, let's see what I got here... Oh, it's from 
! This should be good!
! This should be good!Okay, let's see... Oh, it just seems to be a little bandwagon I've been tagged into. This should be fun!
RULES
1.) You must post these rules
2.) Answer the ten questions the person who tagged you made and make up your own 10 questions for the people you tag to answer
3.) Choose ten people and put their icons on this journal
... Shit, gotta think of ten people.... Um, okay, MadnessA-
Wait, fuck, he tagged me in this...
I'll deal with this in a second.
4.) Go to their pages and inform them that they have been tagged. "Naw mang, we got Mentions fer dat."
What he said.
"5.) Not something stupid like 'you are tagged read this.'"
"5.) Not something stupid like 'you are tagged read this.'"
Well, since I'm ignoring rule 4, I'm also ignoring you...
6.) "You have to legitimately tag 10 people"
6.) "You have to legitimately tag 10 people"
... Yeah, I have the feeling this bandwagon is dying with me.
7.) No tag backs
8.) "You can't say, no tags"
7.) No tag backs
8.) "You can't say, no tags"
Fuck off, Internet. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
[Shitty breakdancing to the song 'Turn down for WHAT!?' Intensifies]
9.) Everyone that has been TAGGED must make a journal entry
RESPONSES
1. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
I dunno, a big number. Seven?
2. Do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life?
At least potato.
3. Who is the Question?
He is the very first Question. The question he's been running from all his life!
Doctor who?
Doctor, who?
DOC! TOR! WHO!?
4. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you persist?
"Becuz ah'm not gunna rest until ah've crucified yee and yer enslaving heathenistic machines on me bayonets, and turn the very Hell ya've made against'cha!"
5. Where's Waldo?
Yo mama.
6. How many lights do you see?
7. Can you hear me, Major Tom?
8. DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!
*sniff sniff* Smells like crap.
JUST LIKE HIS FILM CAREER!
...
Is this thing on?
9. Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?
No, dis s spengbab. cn i hellpz u?
10. Are you ready for this Sunday?
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! AT [Insert name of Church here], THE TWENTIETH ANNUAL MONSTERJAM PRAYER SMAS(S)H, WITH FAMOUS TRUCKS LIKE:
FIREY LUCIFER!
JEALOUS JUDAS!
DIVINE DAVID!
SASQUATCH!
ADAM!
AND THE FAMOUS CAR EATING ROBOT DINOSAUR, JESUS CHRIST 2.5!
BE THERE!
...
I just offended so many fucking people.
And even though almost nobody will see this, I guess I should still post some questions.
And even though almost nobody will see this, I guess I should still post some questions.
1: Weirdest thing you've seen on the internet?
2: Favourite (OBSCURE) film?
3: If a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck can chuck wood, how many woodchucks could a chuck of wood chuck?
4: 0)_(0
5: WHERE IS SHE!?
6: Did I make those fires worse? Or better?
7: What do you despise? By this are you truly known.
8: "Hello? Hello...uh...what on earth are you doing there, uh didn’t you get the memo, uh, the place is closed down, uh, at least for a while. Someone used one of the suits. We had a spare in the back, a yellow one, someone used it...now none of them are acting right. Listen j-just finish your shift, it’s safer than trying to leave in the middle of the night. Okay, good night and good luck."
9: Why does [insert name of website here] suck so bad?
10: What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Now that's done, I can get back to writing my Death Batt-
*DING*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, COPS!
Guess it's Time to go again.
Wait, did I say Ti-
-me.
....
What just happened?
Anyways, should answer those questions!
1. What's in the briefcase?
If it's a decapitated head, I'm gonna be upset... Wait, no, that's the box.
2. You choose one fictional character to take out. Who's it going to be?
Well, Joffrey is already dead, so.... Roose Bolton.
3. Have I ever told you the definition...of insanity?
Told me the definition? What are you, a dictionary? Don't tell me it, SHOW ME IT.
Yup, that's insanity.
4. Favorite gun?
DSR-50 is the only correct answer.
5. The last game you played is the world you're trapped in. What is it?
X-COM: Enemy Within.
...
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
6. You can choose your friends, but you can't...
Friend your guitar pick.
like f cri evry tme ;~;
7. Favorite villain?
Queen Chrysalis.
8. Katana or Beam Katana?
Japanese Lightsaber, please.
9. Smosh Games or Pewdiepie?
Markiplier.
10. Favorite ERB?
And here come more, I bet...
Now that's done, I can get back to writing my Death Batt-
*DING*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, COPS!
Oh wait no, it's just 
. What's he aski-
. What's he aski-AHGODDAMNITNOTAGAIN!
Guess it's Time to go again.
Wait, did I say Ti-
-me.
....
What just happened?
Anyways, should answer those questions!
1. What's in the briefcase?
If it's a decapitated head, I'm gonna be upset... Wait, no, that's the box.
2. You choose one fictional character to take out. Who's it going to be?
Well, Joffrey is already dead, so.... Roose Bolton.
3. Have I ever told you the definition...of insanity?
Told me the definition? What are you, a dictionary? Don't tell me it, SHOW ME IT.
Yup, that's insanity.
4. Favorite gun?
DSR-50 is the only correct answer.
5. The last game you played is the world you're trapped in. What is it?
X-COM: Enemy Within.
...
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
6. You can choose your friends, but you can't...
Friend your guitar pick.
like f cri evry tme ;~;
7. Favorite villain?
Queen Chrysalis.
8. Katana or Beam Katana?
Japanese Lightsaber, please.
9. Smosh Games or Pewdiepie?
Markiplier.
10. Favorite ERB?
And here come more, I bet...
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(Tentative) Season 2 of DEATH BATTLES
2 min read
Welp, since I've hard plenty of time to think this over, I've planned out the SECOND Season of my Death Battles, even though I have yet to release my first.
Like usual, give your thoughts/suggestions in the comments below!
But to be fair, EVERYBODY in this community is planning ahead, so I might as well as well.
So, from my diseased and insane mind has sprung forth these 12 insane ideas, followed by a Battle Royale of the victors - a common thing in my death battles, as well as victory gains.
...
Probably shouldn't have revealed that last one...
Meh, whatever.
Anyways, 'ere we GO!
- EEEEEEEVIL (Video Games): RED vs Giygas
- Sirens vs Banshee: Ember McLain vs The Dazzlings
- Row Row, Fight The Power: Thel 'Vadam vs James Raynor
- We Can Kick Your Ass, 10 Seconds Flat: Combine vs BLAA (Battle Los Angeles Aliens)
- Take me to your leader, filthy human!: Invader Zim vs Cryptosporidium-137 Crypto to be repped by
- Mad Science vs Good Science!: Jimmy Neutron (Boy Genius) vs Dexter (Boy Genius)
- Dark Magic/Science vs Glorious Dakka!: Frankenstein's Army vs Ash Williams
- Clash of Tyrannical Sorceries: Jafar vs King Sombra
- Darkness Incarnate versus The Monument of Sins: The Hive (Destiny) vs The Flood (Halo)
- A Different Kind of Kaiju: Gipsy Danger vs Zilla Jr
- Battle of the Hypnotizing Woobies!: Loki (MCU) vs Lelouch Lamperouge
- Red vs RED, Blue vs BLU, Time Again, Time Again, Me Against You...: RED Team (TF2) vs Blue Team (RVB)
- Battle Royale!
Like usual, give your thoughts/suggestions in the comments below!
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Season 1 of Death Battles Planned Out!
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Alright, so this should be the more/less official charter for my first seasons of Death Battles... Hopefully. And if anybody feels like contributing or co-hosting, just ask me! Odds are I won't refuse.
Now, this may be subject to change, so this basically a hopeful list.
So, here we go:
- General RAAM vs Colonel Radec
- Queen Chrysalis vs Medusa Gorgon
- Crona vs Jackie Estacado- Jackie to be represented by
- Dovahkiin vs Arthas Menethil- To be cohosted with
- Nausicaa vs Paul Atreides
- Fal 'Chavamee vs Eren Jaegar
- Yautja vs Poleepkwa
- Fallen vs Yuuzhan Vong
- Goliath/Wraith/Kraken vs Tyranitar/Garchomp/Hydreigon
- Gordon Freeman vs Doomguy - Doomguy to be represented by
- John Carter vs Visser 3 - Visser 3 to be represented by
- Battle Royale (All the winners fight each other in a single arena)
Also, if anyone has suggestions for a fight, give 'em out, I suppose.
Hope you all like it.
Hope you all like it.
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Regarding The Death Battles Controversy
2 min read
What? No, no, nothing terrible is happening with Wiz and Boomstick, I'm talking about a different controversy at the moment.
www.nndb.com/people/674/000022…
What the... NO, NOT F**KING BILL COSBY! Why the hell would you even think that...?
Anyways, recently in the Death Battle community, and by recently I mean an hour or two ago, give or take, I think I witnessed the death of a community I'd been hoping to meet. The details are still somewhat unclear to me, although it is evident that whatever is happening it is by no means a good thing, as said by Lady-n-Gentlemen in a recent blogpost.
To put it safely, someone opened a closet and a shitton of skeletons and regret popped out, as well as hatred and remorse. The entire group and community seems mere inches from dying.
As you can all guess, and by 'all' I mean the two or three people actually reading this, this has left me somewhat wary of publishing my own Death Battle.
But, and I know the people who give a fuck are nonexistant, but I'm going to keep going forward with my battles, community or not. I don't mean to publish these for the approval and joy of all, although it is without a doubt a positive side-effect.
I will go out and post these, because I enjoy them. Because I wish to reveal to the world my skills, for better or worse, damn the consequences.
Ao, I'm just going to sit here and publish this story while the community is bathed in flames, and hope there's still someone left in the ashes with me.
...
Geez, I wonder how many comments I'll get saying I'm a pretentious hipster for the overdramtic writing back there?
www.nndb.com/people/674/000022…
What the... NO, NOT F**KING BILL COSBY! Why the hell would you even think that...?
Anyways, recently in the Death Battle community, and by recently I mean an hour or two ago, give or take, I think I witnessed the death of a community I'd been hoping to meet. The details are still somewhat unclear to me, although it is evident that whatever is happening it is by no means a good thing, as said by Lady-n-Gentlemen in a recent blogpost.
To put it safely, someone opened a closet and a shitton of skeletons and regret popped out, as well as hatred and remorse. The entire group and community seems mere inches from dying.
As you can all guess, and by 'all' I mean the two or three people actually reading this, this has left me somewhat wary of publishing my own Death Battle.
But, and I know the people who give a fuck are nonexistant, but I'm going to keep going forward with my battles, community or not. I don't mean to publish these for the approval and joy of all, although it is without a doubt a positive side-effect.
I will go out and post these, because I enjoy them. Because I wish to reveal to the world my skills, for better or worse, damn the consequences.
Ao, I'm just going to sit here and publish this story while the community is bathed in flames, and hope there's still someone left in the ashes with me.
...
Geez, I wonder how many comments I'll get saying I'm a pretentious hipster for the overdramtic writing back there?
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